Episode 1 (Days 1-3)

OMW so everyone is awesomw *gigglegiggle* I think I'll have one big Party in this game. I'll form Alliances and vote people off very happily. I might even have some nice showlovers. I cant wait.

Why must Alisa cover my swagger and ruin my party. Is she dumb. I'll make sure her slummy ass is gone.

OMG I just said ass on TV!!!! Are we allowed to say ass.

Also, are you going to post Epistories on IMDB???

I reallyreallyreallyreally love my tribe. We are going to win Every single Challenge, we will have an 8-2 ratio at Merge, and we are so awesome. No one can stop us.

I am working right now with airhead. He is the only one who actually can stand me *gigglegiggle* We both want Eric gone, which is a good thing

Ok, so me, Danny, and Airhead now have a Final 3 Alliance I have named The Edagirb *gigglegiggle*

Our plan right now is to take out Timmay if we lose. Hopes are that Timmay doesnt vote, and he gets a Penalty. That way if the Vote ties, he can cast the Vote to get rid of Timmay.

EDAGIRB FTW!!!!

I could give a shit about anyone in this game, except for my alliance. I'm trying to make the other people on my Tribe as angry as possible, so I'll be a dream to take to the end. People think they can lose against me. Tca, you know what, uh uh.

what have you done Adam. You've stuck me on a Tribe with a Ghetto, Bullying, Cocky, piece of shit with no life.

I hope Dha goes soon. I hope there is an Idol somewhere so I can use it to vote him out. It sure would shock the hell out of him/her/whateverthatthingis.

YAY!!! We won Immunity, meaning I am staying for another week.

I asked Timmay to join the Edagirb and I'm waiting for him to return my PM.

Bad news is that Squidward is on our Tribe now. I hope he doesn't join Dha and Eric, because that would mean we have lost Numbers. Hopefully we can sway him to join us.